I’m on pins and needles waiting for the SCOTUS decision on health care. I expect to be disappointed but still retain a tiny sliver of hope. Ugh.
So . . . have at me! Assuage my fears, feed my paranoia, distract me with shiny unicorns and sparkly rainbows, whatever!
Or talk about this story, wherein a judge offered to lessen a teen’s community service sentence in exchange for letting her mom lop off her ponytail in court. Mom cut the girl’s hair on the spot but is regretting the decision, and has filed a complaint against the judge.
Did I mention the teen’s offense was befriending a 3-year-old at a McDonald’s Playplace, buying scissors at a dollar store next door, then cornering the preschooler and cutting a big chunk of her hair off?