A school bond measure in our local school district needed a supermajority of 55% to pass.

It got 54%. What a f*cking gut punch, amirite?

This would have funded critical repairs and modernization of our high schools, which are literally falling apart. But 46% of voters said, “F*ck those kids.” Or something. Heaven forbid their property taxes rise by $39 per $100,000 of the assessed value of their homes. Asshats.

I got nothing. Do you have any bright spots to share? Jokes? Memes? Cat videos? Throw ’em at me! And chat away!