This is so funny. Thomas Kinkade, painter of glowing little cottages and other hobbity scenes that make Christian booksellers weak in the knees, is up to no good.
When the painter isn’t “bringing God’s light to the masses” through his art, he’s visiting strip joints, groping ladies, defrauding franchise gallery owners, heckling Sigfried and Roy (priceless!), and peeing on Winnie the Pooh at Disneyland as a way of “marking his territory.”
The dark side of the “Painter of Light” is trying to bust out.