Calendar Cats

August 29, 2006

Bleach blonde bombshell actress, model, and mom Amy Deming decides to reclaim the term “MILF” by spelling it “MILPH” (“Mothers in Life, Passion, Health”) and hawking a cheesecake calendar of moms for masturbation purposes.

I’m thinking bimbo breeders might be a better moniker.

“The term MILF is derogatory and alludes to graphic images of mothers, which I didn’t like at all,” said Deming, who is the calendar’s cover girl. “So I turned it into something inspiring for women.”

So nakedness is bad, but semi-nakedness is inspiring? Inspiring for women? Help me out here.

“The term MILF is degrading — it doesn’t make women feel attractive, it makes you feel like a piece of meat,” said Tami Tyson (Miss August), who resides in Marina del Rey with her 3-year-old daughter and husband.

“Women shouldn’t be disrespected for being pretty and fit. A MiLPH isn’t raunchy or slutty — there’s a fine line you don’t want to cross when you have children,” explained the 33-year-old, who is expecting her second child in December.

Don’t you just hate it when women are disrespected for being pretty and fit? Apparently assless chaps are just this side of the fine line.